The 10 Cat Commandments... That Seem Like Demands

taloringer

Sep 29, 2017 2:00 PM EDT

We all know of the Ten Commandments. Thou shall not... thou shall not... etc. But have you read the cat version?! Well now you can!

I Iz Cat has created a whole list of 10 Commandments that seems to be very reasonable by any cat owner!

01
Thou shalt have no other cats before me, nor give nuzzles to other kitties, even if they are cute.

via The 10 Feline Commandments
02
Thou shalt not kill, for that is my job, except I won't kill anything all the way, and instead leave it on the carpet for you to finish off.

via The 10 Feline Commandments
03
Thou shalt upload no fewer than 3 photos of your cat to Instagram per week, but no more than 2 per day, as not to annoy thy followers.

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04
Thou shalt have no fewer than 12 nicknames for your pet.

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05
Thou shalt fill thy home with toys, treats, and at least one comfy cat bed in every room.

via The 10 Feline Commandments
06
Thou shalt be late for work if your kitty is particularly snuggly in the morning.

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07
Thou shalt give nibbles of your turkey sandwich to your kitty, because sharing is caring.

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08
Thou shalt not leave drinks on the counter, lest they be knocked to the floor, because every flat surface is fair game for felines.

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09
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cat.

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10
Honor mine father and mine mother, even though my mother was an alleycat and my father was feral.

via The 10 Feline Commandments

Thou shalt have no other cats before me, nor give nuzzles to other kitties, even if they are cute.